Want to learn 10 romantic phrases around the world and charm your targeted love? Throw that I lup you long time away. It does not work.
And try 'Mon petit chou' in heavy French accent or 'Mijn Poepie' in the R sounded Dutch accent. Guaranteed love will be in the air. Just don't do this while being Jack The Ripper-ish. No no, that does not work.
Waterproof stickers. And filled with romantic vibes.